I need a T-Shirt collection that really reflects my personality...

My Bad Carma series includes some rather unusual characters, and I found the perfect venue for helping to describe their personalities (and, strangely, my own) - T-Shirts! There are some great T-Shirts out there, and they don't require censoring. Renni, my main character, is a pretty feisty female classic car restorer. A few of the shirts in her collection include: My people skills are fine. it's my tolerance of Idiots that needs work; Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to be here (one of these days I'm wearing that to work); It matters not whether you win or lose - it matters whether I win or lose; Lord, if I must have my just desserts, then make mine CHOCOLATE;

No one ever suspects the short ones (this could be my motto!); Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that in; It's not that I lack empathy...Okay, maybe it is; Karma takes too long. I'd rather just smack you right now; Ever thought about suing your brain for non-performance?; I'm always disappointed when a Liar's pants don't actually catch on fire; I don't have ducks. I don't have a row. I have squirrels, and they're drunk.

Anyone who knows me can probably see how perfect these are. I'll post the T-Shirts that belong to Renni's great uncle Ed, and her cousin Bubber in future posts. You can decide if you have any relatives that might be similar.